Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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