yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I did not marry a roomba.
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