What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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