Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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