he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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