I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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