If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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