Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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