Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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