why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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