Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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