found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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