She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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