She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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