Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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