He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
