My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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