Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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