maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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