Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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