Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just had sex on a roof
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
tell me about the fingering
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