I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I need to align my fucking chakras
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
