brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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