well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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