We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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