I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
