I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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