Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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