Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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