Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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