All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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