ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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