Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
i think my cat just said my name.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.