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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience

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(603): i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience http://tfl.nu/wb3q

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(419): View more from Ohio

Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside

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(419): Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside http://tfl.nu/uown

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

We need to start having sex underwater more often.

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(570): We need to start having sex underwater more often. http://tfl.nu/04ms

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(941): View more from Florida

can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?

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idk, I had a turtle in mine.

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(941): can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat? (1-941): idk, I had a turtle in mine. http://tfl.nu/ag7m

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(607): View more from New York

do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand

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(607): do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand http://tfl.nu/6yen

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(512): View more from Texas

there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.

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(512): there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby. http://tfl.nu/h3ux

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better

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(902): Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better http://tfl.nu/2vo6

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(772): View more from Florida

He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.

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(772): He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days. http://tfl.nu/gr0g

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(507): View more from Minnesota

i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.

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(507): i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined. http://tfl.nu/05lw

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.

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(860): Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it. http://tfl.nu/t1oh

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(423): View more from Tennessee

There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.

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(423): There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears. http://tfl.nu/uyth

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(425): View more from Washington

So that wine I told you about is vile...

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That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?

(425): View more from Washington

Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.

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(425): So that wine I told you about is vile... (360): That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it? (425): Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something. http://tfl.nu/ggqv

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(601): View more from Mississippi

You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.

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Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?

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(601): You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench. (1-601): Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan? http://tfl.nu/mbl9

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(+61): View more from Australia

I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces

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(+61): I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces http://tfl.nu/enrv

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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.

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(401): Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week. http://tfl.nu/pyo5

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