nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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