Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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