I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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