We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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