I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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