Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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