My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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