i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
