So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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