I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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