You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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