I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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