He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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