Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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