Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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