Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I am available for nakedness
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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