Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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