We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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