My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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