I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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