What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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